i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”
I need to find someone who is as apathetic as me but also cares about everything as much as I do.
President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner.
OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
this shit was brutal
i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from
Whatever you stressin right now won’t even matter a year from now
Unless your pregnant.
"What’s wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can’t we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and dignity, and decency, and God forbid, maybe even humor.
Death is not the enemy gentlemen. If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.”
— Patch Adams (1998)